Mario: Hello, nice to see you on my chat!
You:
I am Lugi
Mario:
I am i love with princess peach
You:
Wario has married Peach
Mario:
Lets go to the ball.
You:
Never
Mario:
Oh no! princess peach was stolen
You:
By Wario
Mario:
Hi there cutie!
You:
Bro have you been hit inthe head?